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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 03:22

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

Can you share any "backstage pass" experiences you have had at concerts?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Still no good.

So they tried

What do you think hell is like?

Everyone loved it.

Just Forget it!

No way

Steam is finally adding native support for Macs with Apple Silicon - The Verge

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Hysterias & Posteriors

So, the docs changed it to read

'Are You Depressed Or Do You Just Need Some Chicken?' — 4 Things To Ask Yourself Before Spiraling - YourTango

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

She Never Stopped Hoping Her Cat Had Survived — Then Came A Life-Changing Call - The Dodo - For Animal People

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

share office space ...

Is T-Mobile secretly recording your phone's screen? How to check and turn it off - ZDNET

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Steelers TE wants no part of Jonnu Smith trade - Behind the Steel Curtain

Nuts and Butts

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

What are good book recommendations? Does anyone know any YA books in general that has no romance? It is hard to find non-romantic books for teens nowadays.

Unacceptable again!

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

Where's Marty McFly's guitar? Search is on for 'Back to the Future' prop 4 decades later - NBC News

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

No go.

Go inside the development of NASA's $10 billion James Webb Space Telescope with new 'Cosmic Dawn' documentary - Space

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

There was this one weird Bollywood movie that was released in the 2000s. Amitabh Bachchan was starring with another actress and the story was about how the old guy (Amitabh Bachchan) fell in love with the young woman. What is the name of this movie?

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Scientists discover 34 million year old hidden river world buried under 2 km of Antarctic ice - Times of India